Hello?

Anyone here?

(Source: factsaboutqueers)

askthemessenger:

youcantsecondguessineffability:

True, very true. *sighs*

But hey, at least you survived yours.

And didn’t get yourself banned from the homefront.

…Right?

*shrugs* I haven’t heard from Above in a long, long time.

At this point I can come and go as I please.

good-omens-crowley:

youcantsecondguessineffability:

good-omens-crowley:

I didn’t mean to, it just sort of…happens. On occasion.

More than usual these days. *raises an eyebrow* What’s going on?

Yes, but—

There’s abssolutely nothing going on.

…Shit.

*shakes his head, sighing*

good-omens-crowley:

youcantsecondguessineffability:

good-omens-crowley:

…No.

I wasn’t hissing. You just heard me wrong.

*narrows his eyes* You did. I just heard you.

I didn’t mean to, it just sort of…happens. On occasion.

More than usual these days. *raises an eyebrow* What’s going on?

good-omens-crowley:

youcantsecondguessineffability:

good-omens-crowley:

It’s very simple.

You train your cat or whatever people do with cats, I don’t see why they bother with them most of the time, and I leave my plants as they are until they recover from the trauma your cat is putting them through.

Very ssimple.

*rolls his eyes* Yes, I know, dear, but-

Are you hissing?

…No.

I wasn’t hissing. You just heard me wrong.

*narrows his eyes* You did. I just heard you.

good-omens-crowley:

youcantsecondguessineffability:

good-omens-crowley:

Nnno you won’t, she’s a cat, you should be able to do something.

You aren’t allowed to move my things.

At all.

Even to keep them away from the cat.

*shakes his head* Sometimes I simply don’t understand you, dear.

It’s very simple.

You train your cat or whatever people do with cats, I don’t see why they bother with them most of the time, and I leave my plants as they are until they recover from the trauma your cat is putting them through.

Very ssimple.

*rolls his eyes* Yes, I know, dear, but-

Are you hissing?

good-omens-crowley:

youcantsecondguessineffability:

good-omens-crowley:

youcantsecondguessineffability:

Crowley, dear, you must keep them away from her. I can’t stop her from clawing at them.

She’s your cat, Aziraphale, you control her.

I’m not moving the plants.

I’m not all-powerful. I can’t stop her.

I’ll move the plants for you, then.

Nnno you won’t, she’s a cat, you should be able to do something.

You aren’t allowed to move my things.

At all.

Even to keep them away from the cat.

*shakes his head* Sometimes I simply don’t understand you, dear.

((So there’s a GO! Blogs masterlist and I noticed that myself and my Crowley were not there. So I messaged the admin and NOW WE ARE. List is here.))